Compositions and methods of promoting cellular hydration 

According to this patent from Eastpond Labs, a CD-containing beverage could improve the cellular hydration efficiency of our drinks. Moreover, the beverage composition could increase the lifespan in the multicellular organism.
Rather ambitious and very exciting. I cannot wait to see some data on more complex beings than C elegans.
What is your opinion? Could this actually work on humans?

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